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Post Info TOPIC: The Shoebox (a Sunday funny, don't we all love the Sunday funnies?)


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The Shoebox (a Sunday funny, don't we all love the Sunday funnies?)


THE SHOEBOX
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about it.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'


A Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death,
Because I don't have the freaking time to crochet.



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Good one, funny....thanks for that....og

laughter always gets me off at a good start, I just don't laugh enough, but Im working on it. 



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I love this joke!! When I first heard it the value of the money in the box was $69,000.00 dollars.  LOL.  ((((hugs)))) smile



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Loved reading this! Thank you for posting!

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Now that was priceless .  thanks made my morning . Louise



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well, the joke comes with pictures and the shoebox pictured would probably not hold that much cash unless they make a $5,000 dollar bill! Inflation Jerry!

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LOL! Before I read the ending, I had a feeling the money was profit from her hobby, LOL! And like your post said: I don't have the time to crochet, but I sure do have the time to pray!! Thanks for sharing!

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smileThanks likemyheart 

very funny



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LMH...I've got an imagination that is rich...not only did the box contain 69K and she sold the dolls for 2 bucks a piece...That old guys was seriously in denial and she could crochet like crazy.  (((hugs))) biggrin



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Very crafty!!!  Thanks for the laugh!  TT



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