I'd Love to But....

-I want to spend more time with my blender.

-The man on television told me to say tuned.

-It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

-I'm building a pig from a kit.

-I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

-There's a disturbance in the Force.

-I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

-I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

-I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.

-I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.

-My plot to take over the world is thickening.

-I have to fulfill my potential.

-It's too close to the turn of the century.

-I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

-I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

-I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

-I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

-I'm trying to be less popular.

-I have to study for a blood test.

-I have to rotate my crops.

-I prefer to remain an enigma.

-I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.