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Hoot Nanny


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I need a good laugh! does anyone have a clean joke or anything to get us laughing at these somewhat difficult times for some and a joy for others? I am not just thinking of myself but all of you who need a laugh!

Kathleen



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Humor is so subjective, but here goes, cause this cracks me up.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog?

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omg! wink



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dear god

so far today, i am doing ok

i haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent

however... i am going to get out of bed now and will need a lot of help after that

amen



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Funny and cute! I am drawing a blank, but I am sending you love and support!

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Mona leaves her Al-Anon home group and blocks away gets into a fatal car accident...just before she crosses over the life of her alcoholic passes before her eyes.

She gets into heaven and at the golden gate St. Peter is confused..."What are you doing here"? he asks to which Mona tells him what happened.  St Pete checks the record again and nods...You're correct.  It show here that the person's life is the life of your alcoholic.   "What am I gonna do Pete"?  she cries.  "The only solution I know of Mona is that you gotta get back down there and do it all over again."

Just a joke.  smile



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Several people are in line, to face the guillotine....  The third one in line, happens to be an Al-Anoner....

First person goes up, puts his head on the chopping block, and the guillotine comes down, but inexplicably stops short of the person's neck, and doesn't hurt them at all.... The executioner sees this as a sign from HP, and allows the person go free....

Second person goes up, and the exact same thing happens....

Just before the Al-Anoner is to go up, they say to the executioner "I think I can fix that guillotine!"

 

T



-- Edited by canadianguy on Friday 7th of December 2012 12:33:59 PM

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Tom that is beyond funny...I collapsed on that one!! oh YAY!!  It could happen..LOL  (((hugs))) wink



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Those are all great! Thanks for the laughs.


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