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tommyecat


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I just replied to another post with this joke I heard in the Alanon rooms.  It just tickles me so much I wanted to share it with all of you. 

P.S., God is showing off today!

 

>>>>>>>HERE IS A JOKE TO LIGHTEN THE SPONSOR LOAD<<<<<<<<<<

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He saw a person on the ground and yelled down to him, Can you help me? I dont know where I am. The man replied, Sure, Ill help you. You are in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above the ground...between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 59 & 60 degrees West longitude.

Wow, you must be an Alanon sponsor, said the man in the balloon. I am, said the man, but what gave me away?

Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically right but I am still lost. Frankly youre not much help at all and you might even have delayed my trip.

You must be an Alanon sponsee, replied the man. The man in the balloon was amazed and said, I am, but how did you know?

The man on the ground said, Well, you dont know where you are or where youre going. You have risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air. You are expecting other people to solve your problems and the fact is that you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow now ITS MY FAULT !



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pineapple


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Good one, lol! Thanks for sharing.

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flopadopilus


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I love love this! Thanks so much for sharing I love a good laugh first thing in the morning.

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youfoundme


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Thanks for that :)

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Tracy


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Great Share !!!

funny With a serious undertone (look in the mirror) only person you can change is yourself and its your responsibility.

 

thanks hugs



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Jerry F


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There has just gotta be a lite side to our recovery...Laughing is required.   (((hugs)))

It's been a while since I've see this and I laughed just as hard.  smile



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Haha. Thanks for the yuks today! Greatly appreciated.

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