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God loves alkies...


Two men had passed away and were standing at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter asked the first man, "What did you do for a living that had value to others?"
The man replied, "I have driven a Taxi cab most of my life"
St. Peter stood back, then walked away, returning with a Golden shaft and a Golden candle holder and gave them to the man.

The next man came up and St. Peter asked him, "What did you do for a living that had value to others?"
The man proudly proclaimed, "i have been a minister my whole life, had the largest congretion in the Southeastern part of the US., and televised to millions over T.V."
St. Peter stood back, then walked away, returning with a Wooden shaft and a Wooden candle holder and gave them to the man.

The man, a bit shocked asked, "how is it that a taxi driver gets Gold and I only get Wood??"

St Peter replied, "i reviewed your years at the alter, and what I saw was so many people falling asleep in your church, and many more falling asleep while laying on their couch in front of their T.V's.

When I reviewed the other mans years of taxi cab driving, I saw he was a drunk and everyone that got in his cab started earnestly praying and calling out to the Lord as soon as he left the curb."




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(Al-Anon's Twelve Steps & Twelve Traditions,Step 3. pg 21)

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(((John))

Thanks for the laugh 
I do believe I have had that cab driver often in NYC  omfg.gif


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Love Fun Chuckles ;) clap.gifparty.gifclap.gif

Hotrod... I believe you :)

Hugs to all

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Jozie

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Gratitude.... Is a God Honoring Attitude! :D

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I never have to ride in a taxi.....My wife drives everywhere we go.....I just hold the steering wheel.

HUGS,
RLC

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