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Humor :)


I guess you know why AL-ANONS make love with their eyes closed.
THEY CAN'T STAND TO SEE AN ALCOHOLIC HAVE FUN.


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How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one - he holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.


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How many Al-Anons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. They leave it alone and let it screw it's self.


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Three people, one of whom was a codependent, were in line to be executed at the guillotine. The first person stuck his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and the blade fell, only to stop an inch above the person's neck. The executioners saw it as a sign from God and so decided to let the person go.
The next person put his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and again, the blade stopped an inch above the person's neck. That person, too, was released.
As the codependent walked up for his turn at the guillotine, he turned to the executioner and said: "Hold on a mintue, I think I can fix that for you".


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If an alcoholic says something in the forest and there's no al-anon there to hear him, is he still wrong?


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How do Alanon's have sex with you?
They just detach and let you screw yourself!


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Ask an alcoholic what time it is?

And he'll tell you how to build a clock


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How can you tell you're at an Alanon meeting?

Someone spills their coffee and everyone gets up to clean it up.


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If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?


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W hat's the difference between an addict & an alcoholic?

Both will steal your wallet, but the addict will spend all night helping you look for it.


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What did one co-dependent say to the other co-dependent after they got done having sex?
It was good for you, was it good for me?


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" And what did we gain?  A new life, with purpose, meaning and constant progress, and all the contentment and fulfillment that comes from such growth."

(Al-Anon's Twelve Steps & Twelve Traditions,Step 3. pg 21)

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I learned to laugh in program so I did here and since you didn't use my name with any
of it...I didn't take it personal.   Ain't this program great?!!  LOL

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John,

I loved the humor and it would have even been funnier if it didn't remind me of someome I know.-------------Yep, the guy I see in the mirror each morning when I shave !!

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Great just what i needed think I lost my sense of humor while ago.
Must be coming back can laugh at muself today
thanks again


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JOHN:
THANKS FOR THE GOOD HUMOR--THE LIGHT BULB JOKES ARE ESPECIALLY FUNNY!
KEEP MAKING US LAUGH!
HOOT

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