The material presented
here is not Al-Anon Conference Approved Literature. It is a method
to exchange
information, ideas, feelings, problems and solutions on a personal
level.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one - he holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many Al-Anons does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. They leave it alone and let it screw it's self.
Three people, one of whom was a codependent, were in line to be executed at the guillotine. The first person stuck his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and the blade fell, only to stop an inch above the person's neck. The executioners saw it as a sign from God and so decided to let the person go. The next person put his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and again, the blade stopped an inch above the person's neck. That person, too, was released. As the codependent walked up for his turn at the guillotine, he turned to the executioner and said: "Hold on a mintue, I think I can fix that for you".
I learned to laugh in program so I did here and since you didn't use my name with any of it...I didn't take it personal. Ain't this program great?!! LOL
I loved the humor and it would have even been funnier if it didn't remind me of someome I know.-------------Yep, the guy I see in the mirror each morning when I shave !!
