The material presented
here is not Al-Anon Conference Approved Literature. It is a method
to exchange
information, ideas, feelings, problems and solutions on a personal
level.
You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... > > 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the > dinner table in front of her kids. > > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and > down depending on how much gas is in it. > > 3. You've been married three times and still have > the same in-laws. > > 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" > bowls on a different night. > > 5. You wonder how service stations keep their > rest-rooms so clean. > > 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, > "Hey, guys, watch this." > > 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. > > 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling > fan. > > 9. Your junior prom offered day care. > > 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled > Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." > > 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house > exploded right off its wheels. > > 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more > teeth than your spouse. > > 13. You have to go outside to get something from > the fridge. > > 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. > > 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to > get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. > > 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart > because there's a law against it. > > 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting > your wife drunk. > > 18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp > in the front of your house
