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I needed this :)


LOL nice job taking your power back ((pushka)).  Just an FYI from personal experience, I was also taken aback by the behavior of those in professions I thought I could rely upon for ethics, reliability and honesty.  My divorce really educated me with a hard lesson.  I fired my first atty. too.  I think my eye is alot sharper these days even in crisis situations for discerning whose competency and character is trustworthy.  I guess that's the reward of making mistakes.  I realize this likely feels like small compensation right now for you but you may appreciate it in the future.  Keep your chin up.  Judges get impatient. If your ex continues to stonewall, the judge may urge the attorneys to push it along. Hopefully, this will be done for you soon and with a good outcome. Hugs. TT



-- Edited by tiredtonite on Monday 7th of January 2013 08:20:06 AM

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COURT REPORTERS HAVE TO KEEP STRAIGHT FACES!!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.



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That is soooo nasty of you Push!!  here it is 3 AM and I was trying to get tired enough to sleep and now all I'm gonna do is laugh, laugh, laugh.   Mahalo Nui for that share.  ((((hugs)))) smile



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I received it from a very nice person and I seriously thought I would wake the kids, I was snorting I was laughing so hard .. LOL. . Jerry my brother you and I are on the same time table only I was up at 2am this AM.

Hugs P :)

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LOL I knew it was the right thing to send



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Oh that is rich!!! I'm sending this one off to people, made my day!



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I needed this too!!  Feeling so gloomy today until I read your post and laughed so hard!!  Thanks!!



-- Edited by Cheri_Swanson on Friday 11th of January 2013 04:31:21 PM

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Laughed my butt off!!! Thank you.

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