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My young couple who have boarded their animals with me for over a year got a neat place.
So we got ready to load up the animals to go. I put a chute up, they arranged the guy to do it. The guy with the livestock trailor canceled. rrrrrr so I told the kids, ok we transport them in our cars....My young couple who boarded their animals here found a nice place so planned to move the animals.
So I let the dogs back in, here comes Sauvey in. then Bonnie. Bonnie is a newfy mix, always has to carry things out and in. Now picture this...they had dragged back a very old deer head. bonnie comes running up to me with a jawbone with teeth still in it. Looks up at me with those silly teeth like a human with funny fake teeth! I cracked up so loud and long I almost choked! Hardest laugh I have had in a long time.
(o: Well I have a little sunfire, took the back seat out. Nellie and dan got here. I tell them to put grain down by one side of the car on the floor, I walk bobo the mini horse to my back door to my car, I hand dan the rope out the other side, I get behind bobo and dan pulls, I push with my thighs and in pops the mini horse!.
Their three goats were only too happy to hop into the back of their car...an old cadillac. (c: We take off to their cute place with a HUGE huge nice pole barn and the most glorious, beautiful many acre pasture.
I had to stop and get gas.There is this cool guy there from India, Sunny, who just could not believe I had a horse in my car!
We let the horse and goats out, head back for the pot pigs.
I open my back car door again, throw these very nice smelling coconut cookies in there, Pigette the young boy piggy hops right in!
Then we made a V out of two small panels to heard Tuna and Cappy to their back car door. The pig is now facing the open doorway. (these two are older and big) the trick is to get behind them and they are freaked out that something is behind them and going to eat them, all they can do is go fw. into the car! Slick eh?
Now we have MayMay little white pig left to go in my car. Same program, he hopped in!
THEN tuna pig managed to get her head stuck out the side window! I mean stuck like big time! It she is screaming I am pushing her fat cheeks back in, daniel inside pulling! I kept stuffing her jowels and she popped out! omg! Then she decides she KNOWS she can get out that way and tries again. I am holding her head back. kids bring me a little piece of panel to block this window hole, the glass had broken awhile back.
I stopped again to now show Sunny we had pigs in our cars..(c:
So we drive the 30min trip back to their place, only to find out Bobo the mini has already walked off to find another horse...a mare of course. He is not even 30 inches high! Got him back, then the pigs had to be coaxed out of their car. I got in and sorta pushed them over till they had to get out to get away from me!
So what an adventure. It was fun, and we got the job finished. Now Nellie is very, very happy to have her animals with her, where she lives for the first time in her life!
Have to also share, Fred, my sulcata...I went on the deck, there he is stuck in the rocking deck chair WHY he got under it...who knows. I mean he was stuck under it perfectly. NO going fw. So here I am trying to pull this 135pound probably ROCK with legs out backwards. He has very, very strong front legs. he is pulling fw. omg. fred!!!! rrrrrr after much moaning and groaning and cussing on HIS part, I got him 3/4s out the back, his legs firmly in front of the legs on the chair. I was able to untangle his legs finally got him out.
He showed NO appreciation. I was imagining him living his life with a rocking chair on his back. serve ya right. gads. so the chair got put UP.
life at eden...never, ever a dull moment. Right now Reeba parrot is yelling no no no help help help, whoa whoa don't bite me no no no. gads.....
