The material presented
here is not Al-Anon Conference Approved Literature. It is a method
to exchange
information, ideas, feelings, problems and solutions on a personal
level.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, "higher power" , has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, " higher power", into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, higher power will replace it with:
1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the(Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on "higher power"
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your at prompt attention: Higher Power
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail.' Because He Lives!
Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going.
-- Edited by glad on Sunday 25th of July 2010 02:39:46 PM
-- Edited by glad on Sunday 25th of July 2010 02:42:51 PM
LOL TY ((( glad ))) for this humorous and true post! Yes, I have found that by surrendering all control, manipulation, outcomes -and- by focusing on the *me* that I can change/control and the HP/god of my understanding and going to that source and praying to release - negative & unwanted feelings -and- doing forgiveness work with the Divine's assistance/help on others and me often - has been the most liberating, freeing and rejuvenating thing I have ever done.
I encourage everyone to fogive themselves for being human - and if you're not ready, then pray for the willingness to become open minded in the process and surrender yourself and pain.
The more I do this, the more objective I get and keep stepping back from ego - the more I feel I gain spiritually - the more I let go of, the more I can receive.
Thanks again, I really appreciate this post! TC
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Light, Love, Peace, Blessings & Healing to Us All. God's Will Be Done. Amen.
TY ((( glad ))) for this humorous and true post! Yes, I have found that by surrendering all control, manipulation, outcomes -and- by focusing on the *me* that I can change/control and the HP/god of my understanding and going to that source and praying to release - negative & unwanted feelings -and- doing forgiveness work with the Divine's assistance/help on others and me often - has been the most liberating, freeing and rejuvenating thing I have ever done.