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AH went to the doctor's today... the doctor told him that he was quite mad. AH asked for a second opinion........ the doctor said. "ok...you are stupid as well"!
AH asked me if i could cut his sandwich for him...sure says I...would you like it cut into two pieces or four? AH replied ....errrrm....two I don't think I can manage four!
I took AH for better or for worse - but he's worse than I took him for!
AH was stabbed in the head 24 times tonight - I've told him to use a spoon when he's been drinking!
AH went back to the doctor's and said he hadn't been himself recently - doctor said what a great improvement that was!
Doctor asked AH to provide a stool sample - so he went home and chopped a bit off one of the kitchen chair legs!
After all these years of putting up with my AH I am finally developing an attachment for him - it fits over his mouth!!!!
You know your getting old when------you wake up in the morning and realize you took your laxative with your sleeping pill----------kinda puts a new meaning on letting go
Aloha GS...A sense of humor is one of the best tools in recovery. I appreciate you bringing it out now that I know how to laugh again and am not scared by the sound of it.
