I received the following yesterday from my first sponsor and it is still cracking me up so wanted to share it. EnjoyBarbI was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, '13.....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see What was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
Everything I have ever let go of has claw marks all over it.
If we think that miracles are normal, we will expect them. And expecting a miracle is the surest way to get one.
Put down the magnifying glass and pick up the mirror!Only God can turn a mess into a message.Prayin' on it, Stayin' on it, I will survive it.If nothing ever changes, nothing ever changes.