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Post Info TOPIC: Don't call me prejudiced...just enjoy the joke.


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Don't call me prejudiced...just enjoy the joke.


I LOVE Jewish jokes.  The reason is because I am Jewish, and one thing I have learned over my lifetime is to laugth at myself.  Here is one for ya.



Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars."


Diva



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LMAO !!!!

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LOL!

Very funny Diva! Thanks for the laugh!
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I love it. Thanks Diva :)

hugs,
danz

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Okay ((((Diva)))))

you owe me a new keyboard, cuz I just sprayed soda all over mine! biggrin

Thats funny!  Thanks for sharing!

David

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You told the joke so well I could SEE it and hear it! I loved it, thank you. I am not Jewish, but I love Jewish jokes too :) .

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hahaha that is funny!
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thank you diva




kerry

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That is funny.

Doxie

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Sorry, but I keep thinking about poor Esther!

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((((((((DIVA)))))))))


You just cracked me up girl.............

Thanks for the chuckle,


(((HUGS)))

Chris

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That is so damn funny....I just loved it....typical cheap man.....

lolol...wonderful,
love ya,
andrea

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that was cute. love,deb

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((((((((Diva))))),

lmao.gif  I'm the same way, and I'm not Jewish!  lmao.gif  Thanks for the chuckle.

Live strong,
Karilynn & Pipers Kitty biggrin


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LOL

Diva.....Seems I'm not the only crazy one in this site.....

Thanks for the laughs..

Ally Girlevileyeevileye

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 ((Diva))
you really made me laugh out loud...thanks for the joke.
your friend in recovery,
rosie

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LOL thanks...

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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I needed a laugh this morning, thanks that was cute!

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OG that was good. That was good.
And Idk whether it's because I'm jewish or not. But, anyway.

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I just spilled coffee all over myself.

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