Hi roomies,

I love to laugh, and laughter is very healing for me. A good friend sent this to me, and I really needed it today! As you can tell some numbers are missing, I didn't want to offend anyone, so I deleted some. If anyone wants the full version just let me know and I will PM it to you. Hope this gives everyone the same lift it gave me.

Much Love,

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It. 
 
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 
 
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path 
 
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? 
You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? 
Dam! 

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? 

 A Stick 

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese. 

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. 

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? 
Quattro Sinko.. 

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk. 

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? 
Frostbite. 

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck. 

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. 

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him. 

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers. 

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? 
Sanka.  

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? 
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 
  
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? 
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! 
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Thanks for the giggles!!!!

Aron