I received another funny at work today and wanted to share it with ya, it is cute! But not always true:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the grounds that aren't as good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
nmike said
Aug 24, 2005
Thanks Dolphin123. Just what I needed. Keep wondering what's wrong with me. And I do deserve better than what I am getting from my husband. You are great and so am I!
Nancy
bob6502 said
Aug 24, 2005
That is so funny dolphin. I will remember that the next time I meet a man I wanna date. There are some wonderful men out there, but I guess it takes confidence in me to pick the right one instead of settling for what comes down the pike. Thanks dolphin for the reminder, SenoraBob
twinmom2 said
Aug 25, 2005
(((Dolphin)))
Thanks for sharing!! I'm still laughing by myself in my office
I needed that today. Hugs have a good one.
browneyes said
Aug 25, 2005
Hilarious Dolphin! Thanks for the laugh hon
Love, Julie D.
tea2 said
Aug 25, 2005
Great one Dolphin!
I would like to keep a note of this
he he he, just wonderful -thank you for it, as all your shares
Hello all,
I received another funny at work today and wanted to share it with ya, it is cute! But not always true:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take
the rotten apples from the grounds that aren't as good, but
easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
Thanks Dolphin12
3. Just what I needed. Keep wondering what's wrong with me. And I do deserve better than what I am getting from my husband. You are great and so am I!
Nancy
(((Dolphin)))
Thanks for sharing!! I'm still laughing by myself in my office
I needed that today. Hugs have a good one.
Hilarious Dolphin! Thanks for the laugh hon
Love, Julie D.
Great one Dolphin!
I would like to keep a note of this
he he he, just wonderful -thank you for it, as all your shares
tea2