3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for
a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions
- just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes
us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the
ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an
advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want
to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away
because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can
develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean
them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the
called.
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
david62 said
Jul 22, 2005
Hiya (((((Peggy))))))
Thanks for sharing those! They are great!
David
cdb said
Jul 23, 2005
Peggy,
Thanks for this post. I didn't want to read anything positive until now. Been too comfortable on my pity pot. Numbers 21 and 22 really hit home for me. Great post. your friend in recovery, cdb :)
WStar said
Jul 23, 2005
Those one liners were awsome thanks for a little bit of laughter!!
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way
leads to an endless hope.3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for
a face-lift.8. When praying, don't give God instructions
- just report for duty.9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes
us.11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the
ark.15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an
advisory position.16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want
to drive.19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away
because it keeps coming back.21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can
develop.23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean
them.25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the
called.26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
Hiya (((((Peggy))))))
Thanks for sharing those! They are great!
David
Peggy,
Thanks for this post. I didn't want to read anything positive until now. Been too comfortable on my pity pot. Numbers 21 and 22 really hit home for me. Great post. your friend in recovery, cdb :)
WStar