- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.      - Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.      - Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.      - Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.      - If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.      - If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.      - It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.      - Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.      - Nobody really cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.      - Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. - The second mouse gets the cheese.      - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane .      - Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.      - You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.      - Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.      - A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.      - Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. 

 

Thanks for that - got a chuckle from some of those.